Boy: Grandma, when did the universe start? Woman: Oh, goodness, nearly 14 billion years ago. Boy: How well do you remember it?
Like it was yesterday.
There goes his Christmas gift from grandma.
Not according to the GOP. it all started around 6000 years ago and the Earth is the Center of the Universe
It only took 5 comments. Congratulations!.
And why does Uranus rotate anti-clockwise?
Counterclockwise unless it’s against gravity.
I God always was, why did He wait so long to create the Universe? Or—-maybe the Universe always was…
I don’t remember it all that well, but it was a long time ago…
little whipper-snapper……POW!!!! lights out kid
Tell him it was A Long Time Ago, in a Galaxy Far Far Away.
He’s sure to understand…
zippycatsWhat makes you think this is the only universe that ever existed? Because you are in it?
This is sort of like my son asking his grandfather (who was born in 1914) what computers were like when he was a kid.
“Little Boy Mysteriously Gets Big Pink Bunny Suit” – film at 11!
Farside99No, I don’t know and don’t accept. [with tongue equally outside the dentation line]
The whole universe was in a hot dense state.Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started. Wait!Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr.
Wait, that’s not right.
Ubintold over 8 years ago
Like it was yesterday.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
There goes his Christmas gift from grandma.
Totalloser Premium Member over 8 years ago
Not according to the GOP. it all started around 6000 years ago and the Earth is the Center of the Universe
J Short over 8 years ago
It only took 5 comments. Congratulations!.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 8 years ago
And why does Uranus rotate anti-clockwise?
karljegolf over 8 years ago
Counterclockwise unless it’s against gravity.
zippykatz over 8 years ago
I God always was, why did He wait so long to create the Universe? Or—-maybe the Universe always was…
Carl R over 8 years ago
I don’t remember it all that well, but it was a long time ago…
grossvatter over 8 years ago
little whipper-snapper……POW!!!! lights out kid
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
Tell him it was A Long Time Ago, in a Galaxy Far Far Away.
He’s sure to understand…
hippogriff over 8 years ago
zippycatsWhat makes you think this is the only universe that ever existed? Because you are in it?
ellisaana Premium Member over 8 years ago
This is sort of like my son asking his grandfather (who was born in 1914) what computers were like when he was a kid.
wiatr over 8 years ago
“Little Boy Mysteriously Gets Big Pink Bunny Suit” – film at 11!
hippogriff over 8 years ago
Farside99No, I don’t know and don’t accept. [with tongue equally outside the dentation line]
pschearer Premium Member over 8 years ago
The whole universe was in a hot dense state.Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started. Wait!Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr.
Wait, that’s not right.