I had a cat flap in my apt in FL, and one day came home to find Morris, a neighbor’s cat, in my bed. I got on the side opposite the door, and genlty said, “Morris? Moooorrrrrisss!” and he stretched and yawned. Then I YELLED “Get out! yayayayayaya out out out!” as he bolted for the the door and I chased him around the corner. He actually missed the flap and banged his head before he found the hole. Didn’t have to worry about him coming in again.
Kind&Kinder over 8 years ago
By firing his editor, Bucky wouldn’t let that cat get his tongue!
Forbin Project over 8 years ago
Geez Rob if yer such a wuss you can’t throw out that stupid editor ask Fungo to do it.
steverinoCT over 8 years ago
I had a cat flap in my apt in FL, and one day came home to find Morris, a neighbor’s cat, in my bed. I got on the side opposite the door, and genlty said, “Morris? Moooorrrrrisss!” and he stretched and yawned. Then I YELLED “Get out! yayayayayaya out out out!” as he bolted for the the door and I chased him around the corner. He actually missed the flap and banged his head before he found the hole. Didn’t have to worry about him coming in again.
abbybookcase over 8 years ago
i think that’s a song. “they say goldfish have no memories. their lives are much like mine. and the little plastic castle is a surprise every time”