Too aggressive inserting can cause it to break, a painful experience that can permanently bend the tool.
Criminal negligence by a major oil company can cause deaths and the poisoning of the ocean, destroying jobs, fisheries and a substantial part of the economy.
Fraud and corruption in a financial concern can cause us all to go broke, leading to pitchforks and torches and a call to, “Burn the monster!”
Too big to fail is too big to exist.
Oh, and here I thought something entirely else broke and she could be expecting an extremely angular and uncomfortable delivery of a Derrick, Jr. in nine months or so.
Or would that just be a delivery of a different kind, FedEx with a gift-wrapped Erector(TM) set and a “build an offspring in your spare time at home” instruction sheet?
By the way, the long, long delays between updates of what is nominally a once a week comic tends to make one lose hope. Does anyone know what is going on with the author/artist?
Oh I guess since this strip hasn’t updated here since July 12, we know where Too Much Coffee Man was getting his coffee from. The well must have run dry.
zero almost 14 years ago
Know your petroleum derivatives/by products…
Kosher71 almost 14 years ago
Heheh . No more drilling tonight .
napaeric almost 14 years ago
Company called Superior Erections was in my business park. Women seemed interested in their business. Perhaps one of you knows how they did.
32428 almost 14 years ago
Guess she’ll have to do her laundry by hand.
Clobbered by Science Premium Member almost 14 years ago
This one took me a second to figure out. Totally worth it once I did though…
Charles Brobst Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Too aggressive inserting can cause it to break, a painful experience that can permanently bend the tool. Criminal negligence by a major oil company can cause deaths and the poisoning of the ocean, destroying jobs, fisheries and a substantial part of the economy. Fraud and corruption in a financial concern can cause us all to go broke, leading to pitchforks and torches and a call to, “Burn the monster!” Too big to fail is too big to exist.
<95> almost 14 years ago
When seduced by the illusion of power, the culmination is to become the fuel of the illusion.
Is his name Derrik?
Thomas R. Williams almost 14 years ago
Penile fracture is no laughing matter, especially in cases of taquaandan.
markwalton over 13 years ago
Well said! Hear hear!
Plods with ...™ over 13 years ago
I guess another toon is dead… thanks shannon SIGH
xanthian over 13 years ago
Oh, and here I thought something entirely else broke and she could be expecting an extremely angular and uncomfortable delivery of a Derrick, Jr. in nine months or so.
Or would that just be a delivery of a different kind, FedEx with a gift-wrapped Erector(TM) set and a “build an offspring in your spare time at home” instruction sheet?
By the way, the long, long delays between updates of what is nominally a once a week comic tends to make one lose hope. Does anyone know what is going on with the author/artist?
xanthian.
Daviddeer over 13 years ago
It’s still updated at tmcm.com
MisngNOLA over 13 years ago
Oh I guess since this strip hasn’t updated here since July 12, we know where Too Much Coffee Man was getting his coffee from. The well must have run dry.
person918 over 13 years ago
yeah, it’s clearly a broken condom joke, not a penile fracture one…. though probably no one cares anymore by this point…
taker48 over 13 years ago
Hey, when you guys going to update this?
lobkiller over 13 years ago
If only she would have just married that T-1000!!
AladdinSane over 13 years ago
Broke what? Drilling rig?
tfl23 over 13 years ago
ahahahahahahahaha