The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 18, 2015

You talk to your money Veeblefester because it’s the only friend you’ve got!

Maybe Veeblefester isn’t as rich as we thought. Either that or he’s not on speaking terms with Salmon P. Chase.

I also talk to my money but they are all round ! Hello Abe ,hello Tom !

I talk to mine too, usually its to say “goodbye” right after “hello”

Funny how Benjamin is the best looking of the bunch even though he’s been dead the longest.

I kinda think Woodrow Wilson looks the best – his mug is on the $100,000 bill. Lessee, that would be at least as good looking as a thousand Benjamins . . .

Instead of being interested in his money I think he should be getting interest from his money.

He forgot Andrew.

I’m surprised that he has Washington. Why am not surprised that Veebs talks to his money?