The Barn by Ralph Hagen for November 13, 2015

“Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?” Steven Wright

My hips are fine. Maybe I might try the knee jerk.

I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.—Steven Wright

“Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?”-Yes, when Lipton blows the whistle.

How do you take a thought process like that seriously?

I was expecting a joke about new hips.