Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 11, 2015
November 10, 2015
November 12, 2015
Transcript:
Comic: One day, mild-mannered office supply salesman Norm Gruntles is accosted by an irate customer- Customer: Can I retain dis wit no receipt? Salesman: Nope, sorry. Comic: The customer, enraged, shoves Norm's head into the scanner! Customer: YOU CHEAP MUG! I'LL GET YOUSE! AAGH! Boss: GRUNTLESS! You broke the scanner! You're fired! Comic: Driven criminally insane by the laser scanner and the general unfairness of it all, Gruntless combos Fearmonger, the Menace Merchant! Merchant: HA HA HA! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY FOR THIS! AND NO COUPONS OR DISCOUNTS EITHER! Andre: That's the most compelling comic book super villain origin story I've ever read. Petey: It was too action packed.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
I’m with André on this one.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
And so was born Fearmonger, the Menace Merchant! What a character. He scares me, I’ll tell you.And Petey is correct to some degree, in that there was a good amount of action. But then that goes with the territory in the genre….
Constantinepaleologos over 8 years ago
“Fearmonger the Menace Merchant”…or perhaps Petey means the Merchant of Menace?
ars731 over 8 years ago
Not the stupidest Villain orign story, I have ever seen
greenie over 8 years ago
LOL
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
Norm Gruntles mistreated by others. So did someone “dis-Gruntles”?
natureboyfig4 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Today’s lesson: Never dis Gruntles!
:-P
calvin.hobbes 5 months ago
Andre’s halloween coustume!