Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 21, 2015

  1. Blunebottle
    blunebottle  over 8 years ago

    Restores the balance of nature.

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    orinoco womble  over 8 years ago

    You won’t have to bat those mosquitoes away yourself!

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    jreckard  over 8 years ago

    Also marketed as The Louisville Bugger.

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    tuchagrey  over 8 years ago

    Made with real kale?-Jim Gaffigan

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    Linux0s  over 8 years ago

    ★ ☆☆☆☆Bug spray contained bats.Would not buy again.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    Only $9.99 plus shipping and handling!

    But wait! Call right now and we’ll double your order…

    Just pay separate shipping and handling

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    zeexenon  over 8 years ago

    Hey, I want some nasty tree hugger comments. How about the SPCA?

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Truth in advertising and the guano is free.

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    khcm1157  over 8 years ago

    Bat Flag Brand bug killer.

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    gorbasche2  over 8 years ago

    I would buy that. A lot.

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    Piksea Premium Member over 8 years ago

    We depend on the neighborhood bats at night and the dragonflies during the day to keep our gnats and mosquitoes under control all summer!

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    dflak  over 8 years ago

    I went to pilot training at Moody AFB. It’s by the big “O” in Okefenokee. The swamp was right across the street from my apartment. At night I’d sit on the porch and watch the thick cloud of bugs swirling in the street light. Every now and then a black blur would fly through and there would be bat-sized hole in the cloud.

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    What? Me worried ?  over 8 years ago

    I would think that the can would spray out

    Bugs
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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  over 8 years ago

    I do believe that was mislabled!

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    bjy1293 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I’ll take two cans

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    bmonk  over 8 years ago

    This is a batty idea. It might just work!

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    DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You can’t get more organic than that!

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