Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for September 27, 2015
September 26, 2015
September 28, 2015
Transcript:
The going is great by the light,
When it's all out of mind, out of sight,
But when the hour is wee, we mean two or three,
That toilet sticks every night!
Poop the magic toilet lived by the sinkEveryone who came to him really made a stink.Poop the magic toilet was feeling mighty low.Everyone who came to him always had to go.Then one dark night it happened, toilet paper came no moreAnd Poop that magic toilet ceased his fearless roar…
Say What? Premium Member over 8 years ago
I know the feeling. My toilet insists that I always jiggle the handle after I flush.
Marvin Kaplansky Premium Member over 8 years ago
If all it is is a “wee”, why flush at all at night?
If it’s yellow, let it mellow.It it’s brown, flush it down.
tudzax2 over 8 years ago
Whenever we’re together,There’s a sticking of the lever
Let it flow, let it flow, let it flow
Chuck_it_all over 8 years ago
Of course! He used it, he fixes it. As in, “DEAR! YOU left the toilet running.”
Q4horse over 8 years ago
Call the plumber in the morning. Fix it right.
Varnes over 8 years ago
Poop the magic toilet lived by the sinkEveryone who came to him really made a stink.Poop the magic toilet was feeling mighty low.Everyone who came to him always had to go.Then one dark night it happened, toilet paper came no moreAnd Poop that magic toilet ceased his fearless roar…
Everybody now!……..
I was about 10 when I wrote that…
ChessPirate over 8 years ago
♪♫ Pee pee pee at night, gently goes your stream.Endlessly, endlessly, endlessly, endlessly, wifey starts to scream… ♪♫
ARLOS DAD over 8 years ago
It’s only a cartoon toilet, how much noise can it make?….
Varnes over 8 years ago
ARLOSDAD…My guess is absurdly loud, after all, it is a cartoon…………