Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 04, 2015

And I’m a little shot…

Assay the essay

Don’t these strips have editors?

I suspect Jim Beam and Jack Daniels got the best grades.

Beats poring.

Pouring is right!

Poor pour, pitiful me.

The sigh is from reading these same essays last semester, and the semester before that, and the semester before that, ad nauseam. There just doesn’t seem to be anything new on the internet anymore . . .

They were all graded AA.

Is it any wonder that Ralph is asleep?

by the end of the night everything had taken on a slightly reddish hue of vapor like mist in which things made sense for the most part

I recognize that label; piss-poor.

Literally

As a former English teacher. The trick is throw all the papers into the air and look where they fall. Then assign a grade to each pile.

In logic or math class, he’d check them for the proper proof. 80 proof would look about right.