Ralph: Gasp!
Clerk: Drabble! Steinbauer! You're in luck! I know you both like chocolate long johns! I have two left!
Steinbauer: Thanks! I'll take 'em both!
Ralph: Sigh
This is the point Ralph turns on his heel, and accidentally elbows Steinbauer in the kidney, as he vows to patronize a different donut shop. Would it kill him to just save one for Ralph on the side? Ralph’s put this guy’s kids through Stanford, to the detriment of his own children.
rickray777 over 8 years ago
Drabble has just about as much luck with his endeavors as Dagwood Bumstead: ZERO!
markjoseph125 over 8 years ago
Capitalist philosophy and ethics, in a nutshell.
gzitver over 8 years ago
Either you buy into the premise that donuts are the most important things in Ralph’s and Steinbauer’s lives, or you don’t…
pshapley Premium Member over 8 years ago
Actually, it gets old to see a thoroughly detestable jerk like Steinbauer beating Ralph every single time. Even Norm wins one, once in a while.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 8 years ago
This is the point Ralph turns on his heel, and accidentally elbows Steinbauer in the kidney, as he vows to patronize a different donut shop. Would it kill him to just save one for Ralph on the side? Ralph’s put this guy’s kids through Stanford, to the detriment of his own children.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 8 years ago
So what did Ralph have in all those empty donut boxes he recycled a couple of days ago?