...and Hansel and Gretel made it home without incident Just in time for supper!
The end.
SLAM!
Did that story seem a whole lot shorter tonight?
And what exactly is "GPS"?
Also sounds like an episode of “Why didn’t they just do that in the first place?”. Of course, the reason probably would be, all the stories in the world and shows on TV would only last about 3 sentences, or 5 minutes. Then where would we be, without “Gilligan’s Island”?
Updated fairy tale: There were three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. One day when their porridge was too hot, they left home to let it cool off, but they activated their home alarm. When Goldilocks came and knocked on the door, the alarm went off and scared her all the way home, crying “wee, wee.”
Updated fairy tale : the old wolf huffed and puffed but construction regulations had been updated and straw houses now had to be hurricane proof. The wolf fainted from too much huffing, sued the pigs for putting his protected species life in danger and laughed all the way to the bank. The end.
UM—did you forget that the reason they were out in the woods in the first place was that their Wicked Stepmother wanted to get rid of them, because the family didn’t have enough food for all of them?
lilmnm over 8 years ago
Sounds like an updated fairy tale.
JayBluE over 8 years ago
Also sounds like an episode of “Why didn’t they just do that in the first place?”. Of course, the reason probably would be, all the stories in the world and shows on TV would only last about 3 sentences, or 5 minutes. Then where would we be, without “Gilligan’s Island”?
electricshadow Premium Member over 8 years ago
Updated fairy tale: There were three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. One day when their porridge was too hot, they left home to let it cool off, but they activated their home alarm. When Goldilocks came and knocked on the door, the alarm went off and scared her all the way home, crying “wee, wee.”
cabalonrye over 8 years ago
Updated fairy tale : the old wolf huffed and puffed but construction regulations had been updated and straw houses now had to be hurricane proof. The wolf fainted from too much huffing, sued the pigs for putting his protected species life in danger and laughed all the way to the bank. The end.
carlosrivers over 8 years ago
joe’s skipping all the violence in the “childrens” story…
Gokie5 over 8 years ago
Sorry – it’s cabalonrye! I tried to proofread it!
junemmoffatt over 8 years ago
UM—did you forget that the reason they were out in the woods in the first place was that their Wicked Stepmother wanted to get rid of them, because the family didn’t have enough food for all of them?
cubswin2016 over 8 years ago
What happened to the trail of bread crumbs and shoving the witch into the oven.