Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 05, 2015

Do you have a saying?

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Yes…. “Oh no, I’ve been been asleep in this chair again!!”

@Biscuit.What room in the house would that be placed in?

Mayor Ollie Perkins: I wanted you to meet my daughter, Sheriff. She’s a good cook, a mighty fine looking girl. Takes after her dear, departed mother.Jason McCullough: Mother died, huh?Mayor Ollie Perkins: Nope, she just departed.(Support Your Local Sheriff)

You cannot control a situation, you can only control how you react to it.

Sometimes you get the elevator, and sometimes you get the shaft.

With every great there’s a greater than; with every less, there’s a lesser than.

What ever fills your cream puff.

One of my favorite sayings: Those who can’t find the time to do it right – Somehow manage to find the time to do it over. Translation – Do it right the first time!

Just saw on the news – Transportation signs in Missouri – “GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR APPS” . Hope that works.

It better be 1:00PM CDT, ’cause the air raid sirens just went off…

yeah, bev! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU’RE KIDDING! Do you think I just fell off the turnip truck yesterday or somethin’? :-D

Bev Honey, I know the most you ever say is Gosh durn it, but really!We know what you meant, just come right out and say it!

Why is it I think I should be riding in a turnip truck right now?

Oh and Bev, there was no “Big Bang” at 1:00PM, so everything is cool… so far, at least!