Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 06, 2015
September 05, 2015
September 07, 2015
Transcript:
Ernesto: Ah, Peter! Just the man I need to see! Petey: Hi, um, Ernesto. Ernesto: I have a very exciting offer for you! Petey: What? Erensto: Tah-dah! An Official Henchman-of-Ernesto Jumpsuit! Petey: You've painted an E on a big T-shirt. Ernesto: This jumpsuit is the favored attire of all my henchmen, from Drones and Slooges all the way up to lackeys, Gofers and Minions! Ernesto: You Ernesto Loyalty Rating is shown in stars on the back! See- a full fledged five star minion! Ernesto: And as you advance in rank from Drone to Minion I'll punch holes in your Ernesto-pal card! Five holes qualifies you for a box of assorted doughnuts. Petey: I don't like doughnuts and I don't want to wear the shirt. Ernesto: Keep the card. You'll reconsider! They all do! Petey: My imaginary friend gave me this card. Andre: Assorted doughnuts? Just for wearing a shirt? Does he have anything in an extra large?
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
Gotta wonder… what is it about Petey that Ernesto likes so much?
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
I’d say, ditch the card; but Ernesto and Andre: that would be a confrontation worth seeing! (If Ernesto is real enough….)
Atanwat over 8 years ago
Written, of course, long before “minions” became a commercial franchise.
King_Shark over 8 years ago
Ernesto is imaginary only in Petey’s imagination.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 8 years ago
I saw that kid, the one who like to makes exploding sounds, on the tv show The Middle. He was in Brick’s socialising class.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 8 years ago
I saw Andre on the tv show The Middle. He was in Brick’s socialising class.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 8 years ago
Ernesto has an ego the size of a Mack truck!
Gokie5 over 8 years ago
The Drones have been in the news quite a bit lately, too.
JP Steve Premium Member over 8 years ago
Let me help mabrndt out with tody’s blog entry
reynard61 over 8 years ago
Yeah, just wait ‘til Ernesto reaches the “”http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness">You Have Outlived Your Usefulness" phase of your friendship. That’s ALWAYS a pain…