Even the YSV at full strength couldn’t render all that lard. And from what I’ve heard about it, they might as well try to cover the outdoor furniture because there’s no way any of them can kiss their arses goodbye.
Today a story of sweet justice.Today I went to the bank to cash a small checque. When I got there all of the drive-through lanes were occupied. Being the good citizen that I am, I laid back a little distance and formed a single queue for the three lanes. A few seconds later a person (sex and age not required for the story) driving a huge Cadillac Escalade appeared behind me and immediately decided that I was a confused old man, swooped around me and parked herself in one of the lanes. My ire definitely aroused, I determined that I had a 2 to 1 chance of one of the other two lanes moving first. I watched like a hawk for the “travelers” in the plastic tubes and when I saw one flit down into the receiver I quickly moved behind that person. Sure enough, that lane moved next and I got my simple transaction completed. Meanwhile the impatient customer had sweetly chosen to get behind someone with the world’s most complicated business. When I was driving out of the parking lot she was still stuck in line, fuming. I resisted the impulse to signal her the high sign.Sweet justice.
mikie2 almost 9 years ago
Even the YSV at full strength couldn’t render all that lard. And from what I’ve heard about it, they might as well try to cover the outdoor furniture because there’s no way any of them can kiss their arses goodbye.
mikie2 almost 9 years ago
Today a story of sweet justice.Today I went to the bank to cash a small checque. When I got there all of the drive-through lanes were occupied. Being the good citizen that I am, I laid back a little distance and formed a single queue for the three lanes. A few seconds later a person (sex and age not required for the story) driving a huge Cadillac Escalade appeared behind me and immediately decided that I was a confused old man, swooped around me and parked herself in one of the lanes. My ire definitely aroused, I determined that I had a 2 to 1 chance of one of the other two lanes moving first. I watched like a hawk for the “travelers” in the plastic tubes and when I saw one flit down into the receiver I quickly moved behind that person. Sure enough, that lane moved next and I got my simple transaction completed. Meanwhile the impatient customer had sweetly chosen to get behind someone with the world’s most complicated business. When I was driving out of the parking lot she was still stuck in line, fuming. I resisted the impulse to signal her the high sign.Sweet justice.
shamest Premium Member almost 9 years ago
@mikie2 I to believe in karma.
crabbear almost 9 years ago
Dumb continues…..
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Top ‘O Yer Mornin’, Crabbear!!
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 9 years ago
“Instant Karma’s gonna get you:It’s gonna knock ya right in the face!!Ya better recognize it brother:Join the human race” etc., etc.
Ah, 1969! One small step for a man!!