Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 28, 2015

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    Superfrog  almost 9 years ago

    No, but you’ve got tender loins.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  almost 9 years ago

    And hiding behind a cookbook isn’t going to help you, either.

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 9 years ago

    Subtle, very subtle :)

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    Arianne  almost 9 years ago

    He’s on the horns of a dilemma. Should he feed her a line of bull, or tell the truth and deal with a mad cow? Better to not udder a word.

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    Egrayjames  almost 9 years ago

    That reminds me….I think I’ll have my wife cook a rump roast for Sunday dinner.

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    whiteheron  almost 9 years ago

    Is that cow Patty?

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    Hardhar  almost 9 years ago

    I’ll bet she has milky white thighs.

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    robolt  almost 9 years ago

    Bull cowed.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    He’s not going to beef about it. That’s some prime butt. .But he’s going to think carefully before answering. The steaks are too high.

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    Daniel Aplet  almost 9 years ago

    it,s not the dress

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    Hardhar  almost 9 years ago

    I like big rumps and I cannot lie

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    Retired Dude  almost 9 years ago

    It’s exactly fat enough.

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Tell her that her rump is Prime Grade A.

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    Rush Strong Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    No, honey, your rump makes the dress look fat.

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    whiteheron  almost 9 years ago

    Yipee Yeye Oh! Cow Patty!

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    rhplantz  almost 9 years ago

    Said no Kardashian ever

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