Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 19, 2015

In your face! (This is so true… there can’t be any other explanation.)

Milk shakes do that to me, too!

But in the end, the cubes were crushed..That is the reason I swirl and shake my iced drinks before drinking.

I don’t get this…

I hate when that happens….or when they all rush up when you first try to drink and block the flow….

Don’t strike till you see the white of the teeth.

@dheine1971Check out this video at the 1:20 mark http://www.cc.com/video-clips/p1w6kw/stand-up-demetri-martin—drinking

Demetri Martin did a joke similar to this.

The Charge of the Ice Brigade!

Ah-ha! So it is true!

I knew it …

Good one.

This is not funny. It always happens to me when I am wearing a tie. I am mad, mad, mad. Someone said: ’Don’t sweat the small stuff". Well, this is not small stuff. Rant… Rant… Rant.