Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 07, 2015

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    The Brooklyn Accent  almost 9 years ago

    …and they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things…till I said “and creating a nuisance.” And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench…

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    PICTO  almost 9 years ago

    That would be ok if it had a hare on it.

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    robolt  almost 9 years ago

    Pride slide.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 9 years ago

    Where do you get that idea? Only a minority of Democrats are vegetarian either.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    explains the deeper color to his fur

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    krcaddis  almost 9 years ago

    Excess carotene will do that to you; knew a girl who started a business selling carrot juice through grocery stores -“tanned” all over!

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    The Brooklyn Accent  almost 9 years ago

    @ceraboogeIf I can’t stop myself from becoming a boring old fart (63 last month), I might as well make the most of it. Last Thanksgiving I played all 18 minutes and 20 seconds of the Massacree for my son’s 30-year-old girlfriend, who’d never heard it (or even of it) before. She seemed to enjoy it.@gopher goferLet’s just say i was makin’ sure. I’ll want his wallet and his belt.

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