Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 04, 2015

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    Mister Will  almost 9 years ago

    I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read: Be nice to fat people, they may save your life one day. It has a silhouette of a bear chasing two people, one fat and one thin.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  almost 9 years ago

    You don’t have to be fast enough to outrun the predator, just fast enough to outrun whoever you’re with.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 9 years ago

    You WON’T see us suffer, because you’ll be dead.

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    mggreen  almost 9 years ago

    Pygmy Zebras?

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    cupertino jay  almost 9 years ago

    Lifetimes vary.

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