Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 28, 2015

They still feel like they have something at steak here.

Yes indeed, they have a little beef with this guy.

He’s gonna have to veal with it, chop-chop!

Now that’s phunnie!

But you simply must try the minced minion

In French, “mignon” means “pretty” or “cute.” I’ve always wondered who decided a filet was cute!

The MINIONS movie doesn’t open for another month anyway…

Ha ha! So, basically, you’d just have to lay them over sideways and slice! I wonder if it taste’s as good as Schmoo?

I’m not sure how appetizing that color is going to be once it is braised.

He ended up eating crow?

Wow, … Roark Jr. / Yellow Bastard did reproduce.

He should stick to bananas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFukyIIM1XI <—Well worth the click

And for dessert, banana splits.

Uh-oh. This could get ugly.

Made me laugh, though.

I used to say my ambition was “to have minions.” These movies have robbed me of that little joke.

A couple weeks ago, my wife told me our youngest grandchild was really into Minions! I said, “What?”

Then I got the full meal deal about these TV critters!

Hey buddy… you might need a little A-1 or at least some Worcestershire…