What? Did Ma give Joy some money?The best thing for Patty to do about her future is to run away with the circus. She already has experience with the fat lady and clowns. Besides, when her parent croak, she’s going to give their bodies to a Chinese dog food company as a source of the “crude fat.”
She’s already planned for the future. She’s going to have them cremated. Together, to save money. (She knows they would have wanted it that way.) (And if they’re both dead at the time, so much the better.) And then she’ll abandon the little Chinese take out box of ashes they give you on a city bus. .Although she may remember this conversation and have his head buried. In the sand.
Hubby and I have donated our bodies to the State Anatomy Board. They take you away, maybe they’ll find a cure for a disease, and then they return the ashes to the family. All for free.
mikie2 almost 9 years ago
What? Did Ma give Joy some money?The best thing for Patty to do about her future is to run away with the circus. She already has experience with the fat lady and clowns. Besides, when her parent croak, she’s going to give their bodies to a Chinese dog food company as a source of the “crude fat.”
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago
They’re not going to buy a plot, Mikie….Just window-shopping.
And they’re bringing a vase … in case they “run into” any nice flowers.After all… dead people don’t need them…and tell no tales.
Jeff0811 almost 9 years ago
For my headstone, or cigar box, “That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.”
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 9 years ago
She’s already planned for the future. She’s going to have them cremated. Together, to save money. (She knows they would have wanted it that way.) (And if they’re both dead at the time, so much the better.) And then she’ll abandon the little Chinese take out box of ashes they give you on a city bus. .Although she may remember this conversation and have his head buried. In the sand.
Dani Rice almost 9 years ago
Hubby and I have donated our bodies to the State Anatomy Board. They take you away, maybe they’ll find a cure for a disease, and then they return the ashes to the family. All for free.
Jeff0811 almost 9 years ago
Good one, the ultimate “I told you so”.
aerilim almost 9 years ago
They need a small plot anyway. Their brains are already dead….