Aliens fly over Texas in a UFO. Man 1: Obama's invasion of Texas has begun! Man 2: I told you he was an alien! Man 3: I can't believe I left my missile launcher at home! Alien: No sign of intelligent life!
“There’s never been intelligent life in Texas….”Of course there has, but most have move to Austin or out of state.(unfortunately I moved to one just as bad, just not the terrible traffic problems. The republicans here still will not fix things. Even the Capital building if falling down after spending so much to cap it.
Dtroutma about 9 years ago
Not just Texas, they’re just on the fringe of the fringe.
braindead Premium Member about 9 years ago
Is Abbott using Texas taxpayers’ money for the Guards to monitor the Feds? Or will he beg for Federal money?
Which government function will be cut so those funds will be freed up? Maybe get rid of some inspectors of fertilizer plants.
Reppr Premium Member about 9 years ago
Or DC
Odon Premium Member about 9 years ago
The new Texas motto: “Remember the Wal-Mart!”
Theodore E. Lind Premium Member about 9 years ago
Texas is truly a strange place, maybe something in the water?
vwdualnomand about 9 years ago
texas is a strange land. but it is better than oklahoma. and, better than mississippi.
Motivemagus about 9 years ago
Funny how big ol’ Texas has a pretty crappy record as regarding a fight:Alamo: lost.Civil War: lostGeorge W. Bush…
DrDon1 about 9 years ago
Another great cartoon from Rob!
eugene57 about 9 years ago
“There’s never been intelligent life in Texas….”Of course there has, but most have move to Austin or out of state.(unfortunately I moved to one just as bad, just not the terrible traffic problems. The republicans here still will not fix things. Even the Capital building if falling down after spending so much to cap it.