Dang place would make anyone crazy. The incessant sappy harp music. The unchanging weather. The deadly boring inmates. The preachy, holier -than-thou staff. (The card-carrying saints are the worst.) Eternally damp feet from the clouds. And the needy, insecure, jealous proprietor. Praise me. Praise me. I’m nothing if you don’t praise me. And it never ends. Never. Ever. When you consider that, to get in, you have to give up your Sundays and miss out on a whole lot of fun stuff, the intelligence level of the guests has to be abysmal.
Superfrog almost 9 years ago
It started with a halo-toesis comment.
cdward almost 9 years ago
They’re playing Halo.
pksampso almost 9 years ago
This is just wrong. Hilarious, mind you, but just wrong!
LingeeWhiz almost 9 years ago
Oh my heavens! As my grandmother used to say……
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Dang place would make anyone crazy. The incessant sappy harp music. The unchanging weather. The deadly boring inmates. The preachy, holier -than-thou staff. (The card-carrying saints are the worst.) Eternally damp feet from the clouds. And the needy, insecure, jealous proprietor. Praise me. Praise me. I’m nothing if you don’t praise me. And it never ends. Never. Ever. When you consider that, to get in, you have to give up your Sundays and miss out on a whole lot of fun stuff, the intelligence level of the guests has to be abysmal.
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
I think he has already had the hell beat out of him.
erin.adamic Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Two guesses where they’re headed … aka downwards … or is that allowed?
Pharmakeus Ubik almost 9 years ago
The other option is outwards. You can go back to Earth and haunt your relations/descendents.