Dad: Baldo, I'd like you home by 10! Dad: And watch your consumption of trans fats! Dad: I give him a choice on which advice to ignore.
I’d call one advice and one an order.
Reminds me of a joke. A young girl is about to go out on the town, and her mother says to her:- Honey, have a nice time, and behave.- Well, Mom, make up your mind.
Dakyorlando: Or the father who gave his daughter dating advice: Remember the mayonnaise lid, “Keep cool but don’t freeze.”
I see now.
be good, and if you can’t be good, be careful, and if you can’t be careful, name it after me
“Mother, may I go out to swim? Yes, my darling daughter.Hang your clothes on a hickory limb, But don’t go near the water!”
cdward almost 9 years ago
I’d call one advice and one an order.
dakyorlando almost 9 years ago
Reminds me of a joke. A young girl is about to go out on the town, and her mother says to her:- Honey, have a nice time, and behave.- Well, Mom, make up your mind.
hippogriff almost 9 years ago
Dakyorlando: Or the father who gave his daughter dating advice: Remember the mayonnaise lid, “Keep cool but don’t freeze.”
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I see now.
abbybookcase almost 9 years ago
be good, and if you can’t be good, be careful, and if you can’t be careful, name it after me
Gokie5 almost 9 years ago
“Mother, may I go out to swim? Yes, my darling daughter.Hang your clothes on a hickory limb, But don’t go near the water!”