Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 04, 2015

Its too bad that a nitpicking grammarian isnt happy unless hes pointing out what I didnt do correctly. Whos put him in charge? Theyre not going to arrest me!Dont get me started. Ill probably say something hell regret.

Get a quote for two.

Just put them on your wall’s.

I have the same problem, but, with commas.

There were 12 apostrophes. Period.

Its just that I don’t see it’s value if you can take em or leave ’em and it doesnt make any difference.

Besides, that guy’s a crook. Those are just commas.

i’m not sure it will accent your outfit. perhaps a straighter mark would work.

In a word, period.

Well after all the comments, all I can say is…

To further the cause of the illiterates, you could have put an (incorrect) apostrophe before the final “s” on his tablecloth

Put it up next to that other famous punctuation mark: the colon.

I wouldn’t feel bad, ma’am. No one else does, either.

Let’s not Victor Borge’s Phonetic Punctuations.

It’s just not that difficult.

Commas too,