Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 07, 2015
May 06, 2015
May 08, 2015
Transcript:
Man: There's an idiot in front of us poking along, and an idiot behind us about to pass us like we're standing still. Woman: So, in other words, everybody who isn't driving the same speed as we are is an idiot? Man: Well.....yeah.
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Bob. almost 9 years ago
Pokey guy is obeying the speed limit.
J Short almost 9 years ago
My favorite bumper sticker: Caution I Drive Just Like You.
gwhockey almost 9 years ago
You’ve got it wrong. People going slower than you are stupid. People going faster than you are crazy.
ekw555 almost 9 years ago
I think George Carlin did it first. and better.
steve almost 9 years ago
You stole this from George Carlin.
James Hopkins almost 9 years ago
I hate when people say an artist “stole” from someone else. Sometimes jokes overlap, and many gags have been used and reused. Doesn’t mean they stole them and it doesn’t mean they aren’t funny.
grossvatter almost 9 years ago
you left out about 50 cuss words per minute!!!!
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
Pretty much an everyday routine for drivers these days!
I’d like to thin the herd, but where to start is a difficult question…
David_J Premium Member almost 9 years ago
It’s called obeying the speed limit. It’s worked for me for forty years. And I still don’t get just what the hell everyone’s in such a hurry over.
Now get off my lawn.
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
It’s like what the nervous passenger asked after the last engine on the 747 failed, “What are we going to do now?”
The guy sitting next to him replied, “Don’t worry. You be the first at the scene of the crash.”
K M almost 9 years ago
Driving from Columbus to Sandusky OH one day, I said to my passenger, “Don’t look now; but there’s a real clown following us.” She looked as he passed — almost fell out of the car when she saw the big hair, huge red nose, and weird clothing. She missed the oversized bow tie.