Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 18, 2015

Duh, lad, that’s why they call it a “coat closet”! (As for your tighty-whities, they’re under there somewhere.)

Everything in it’s place

Hm. I know someone aged 92 who has the same delusions.

That was my late mother, if she couldn’t find something, somebody stole it……usually me.

Gosh. Bev…do I have to do everything around here?

TONY’S question… not mine….is “Do you have a system?”

My answer: YES.I try to let Bev post Tony’s question before I get here.

Obviously, my system needs work.

I have a system, it’s around here somewhere, Yum Yum was playing with it last time I saw it, so I’ll probably have to shift the couch to find it.

I have a system but it keeps failing. Now where the heck are my glasses?

Hubby tends to drop things wherever he is. There are two parkas hanging on the back of the kitchen chairs; they have been there for weeks and it is in the mid-70s here.

Do I have a system?.Well, let’s see: there is the heating and cooling system, the fresh water system, the internet system, the entertainment system, the electrical system, the sewer system, the central vac system, the natural gas system, the…

My system processes food into energy,so i can come here and be banned. How’s it working for you? Dear GC,my CC does not have a balance that will allow me to give you $$. old and broke,got a call from someone posing as an IRS agent,saying they are suing me for payment. A SCAM,if they call you do NOT give them any information,even you name. Watch out for thieves. :) Peace.

Yes,

Does the system work?