When I was a little kid I bit their toes off first…and then I nibbled them slowly till only the head was left., That way, I reasoned, I could sort of have them around longer… they still looked like bunnies till the last bit was gone.
But then my sister said I was torturing them….she bit the head off right away so they wouldn’t suffer.
Oh, how early these grave theological questions begin to torment us.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 9 years ago
When I was a little kid I bit their toes off first…and then I nibbled them slowly till only the head was left., That way, I reasoned, I could sort of have them around longer… they still looked like bunnies till the last bit was gone.
But then my sister said I was torturing them….she bit the head off right away so they wouldn’t suffer.
Oh, how early these grave theological questions begin to torment us.
Font Lady Premium Member about 9 years ago
I eat the eyes first so they’ll STOP LOOKING AT ME!
P51Strega about 9 years ago
Once I start, my bunnies aren’t around long enough to suffer.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 9 years ago
Remember…real bunnies are not toys or starter pets.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 9 years ago
Sorry to hear that guys.