MythTickle by Justin Thompson for April 17, 2015

I don’t ridicule vegans, so …

If this theme is true then Col. Sanders must have been a chicken, the coward.

Umm, Long Pig barbecue! —Coming soon to your neighborhood!

And a near endless supply of low quality meat!

There was a very popular barbecue restaurant near our home that we never tried out because my oldest would not eat there. The name was Pigman’s and the sign had a very happy pig wearing a chef’s hat and apron….

And Gerber’s baby food … smiling babies: for a world in which A Modest Proposal was implemented.

If yah don’t like it yah don’t have to eat there.

“No, Derek, the sign is supposed to say ‘FRESH!!’”

The Peeple Burger sign looks unfinished. I can accept a man with white hair and white clothes, but a white tongue?

I suppose that someday they might an animal that takes joy in the fact that is meant to be eaten

They spelled people wrong.

Because they taste like pork chops and jump into the pan if you look at them hungrily!