Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for April 10, 2015
Transcript:
Joan: You made max a - OW!- rubber band shooter? - OW- are you NUTS? Wally: I thought he was more mature. OW OW! Joan: I'll run wide as a decoy...you tackle him and GRAB it. ZING ZING ZING Max: HEE HEE! Wally: We're running combat maneuvers on our 3-year-old? ZING Joan: It's us or him.
38lowell about 9 years ago
He has to run out, sometime!
Wenthral about 9 years ago
Sheesh, hold up a towel. Shield yourself and walk right up to him. They’re just rubber bands after all…
emjaycee about 9 years ago
Must have found the Gatling Gun I mentioned the other day.
harebell about 9 years ago
Where’s Alix…can’t she tackle him from the rear?
Comic Minister Premium Member about 9 years ago
It’s him!
lightenup Premium Member about 9 years ago
The “it’s us or him” attitude is what got me through the toddler years. I kept plowing forward thinking, “I’m stronger than her/him. I can do this!”
Bruce McKinney Premium Member about 9 years ago
They should get what’s-his-name, the teenage nephew. Max idolizes him. He’d get the shooter in a second.
kattbailey about 9 years ago
least the adults (targets, parents, whatever) both are wearing glasses, cuts down the damage. And Alix and the teenager don’t, so for the “putting an eye out” line, better them than the older kids…
Ed Brault Premium Member about 9 years ago
They should be glad it isn’t a rubber band Gatling Gun! I saw one in a gift shop in lake Placid NY. That beast could be loaded with 360 rounds!