Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 07, 2010

It’s blocking the engine intake….

That brain of Alice’s never stops spinning.

Nothing is TOO small for the Honda-Tonka Cuisinart!

You can actually see the “delight” in Alice’s eyes in panel 2

leakysqueaky712 it’s those eyelashes…

Yes Viola (Marg)……..you just burst my bubble. :-))

into every life some dust will fall–as was thus with my clay brontosaurus in fifth grade…

Now it’s too big, Alice.

That sticker is bound to hurt gas mileage.

most expressive, Alice! that’s a good way to share your glee :D

“Most Expressive” = High-grade disruptive outbursts; tantrums and/or giggling fits, uses ‘Outdoor Voice’ indoors

“Most Gregarious” = Low-grade disruptive outbursts; talks through lessons and naptime

“Most Studious” = Won’t go to recess because has no friends

“Most Independent” = Won’t follow directions

“Most Creative” = Can’t follow directions

“Most Imagination” = Never finishes an assignment, having spent the classtime gazing out the window; bodily present, but the mind is playing hooky

“Most Self-Esteem” = Bullies all the other children

“Most Considerate” = Natural prey of “Most Self-Esteem”

“Most Helpful” = Shamelessly sucks up to teacher

“Most Popular” = Shamelessly sucks up to classmates

“Most Special” = Everyone else. Nobody leaves empty-handed, and 4 year-olds don’t understand that a ‘superlative’ implies there can be only one; also known as “The Kevin”

“Perfect Attendance” = Child’s mother has run out of patience as well; sent to school no matter how sick

Ribbons and Ritalin for all the winners!

Thanks for the guffaw, fritzoid!