Grandma: Children, pay attention to the docent, please! over here!
Grandma: Hey! Come here! Vern! Help me corral these kids!
Grandma: Vern?
Vern: What kind of gift shop doesn't sell junior mints?
Grandma: VERN!
They shoulda rented police uniform s from the costume store. That would have exuded a sense of some authority. Dressed in their “reglar” clothes, they just look like two fumbly-bumbly, kinda-sorta lost in a big building fuddy-duds.
tahoeh2o about 9 years ago
We have Senior mints…
NightHawk2005 about 9 years ago
Gramps is just useless. Explains where Uncle Ted gets it.
MisterAusslish about 9 years ago
This came out on my birthday!
Comic Minister Premium Member about 9 years ago
Get back here Vern.
ChristmasBoneCatalog about 9 years ago
Vern, you have a job!
orbenjawell Premium Member about 9 years ago
They shoulda rented police uniform s from the costume store. That would have exuded a sense of some authority. Dressed in their “reglar” clothes, they just look like two fumbly-bumbly, kinda-sorta lost in a big building fuddy-duds.
komickat about 9 years ago
Vern! Help Gram to settle those idiotic kids down! Store clerk: We don’t sell junior mints to people who are 20+
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 9 years ago
Herding humans is a close second in frustration to herding cats!
NatelikesBigNate about 8 years ago
He sounds like Nate
Riflehawk1012 about 8 years ago
Why Don’t you get Senior Mints?