Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 02, 2015

yeahbut, they’re Not minor characters a’tall.

I grew up in suburbia, hated it. Left at 18, been rural ever since. Never going back.

you forgot Doom and Gloom

It could be worse, like sleeping on a downtown bench covered with yesterday’s newspapers…

Sounds like a theme song from “Hee-Haw !”