Gosh! A quiet night. Or is this the next day? Did I miss Wednesday altogether?Somebody post “Minister of Silly Walks”. I’m too tired and I am going to bed.I’ll be away until Monday. A funeral and mom’s 90th birthday.
I think maybe Neal just doesn’t know which end is up.A common problem on Ballard Street.Well…. “problem” is such a harsh word… I mean, we have a lot of mis-directional tolerance here…Let’s just call it a common occurrence…. A great many of us don’t know which end is up… we just hide it better than Neal.
I know you were looking for P’s ….so I picked up a few cases of these on sale…They’re young ones…kinda tender…I don’t know whether they’ll do for every occasion, but it’s nice to get a sweet letter now and then…
Did you want to store them at the Tiki or in the Sheriff’s department?
If the latter, I’ll have to call a letter carrier.
Hay SuSUn…!!!looks lak poor NeaL hasbin stuck in thet weerd yogurt YogA posishun awl day… ah thinks he wuz takin yogur lessens from Yolanda down At thte BS Communitee Centre an muFler Shoppe…yew member YoLanda…. we had pikshurs ov her stretchin it owt on a street corner, advertizin (ah gess) fder bidness..Ahm thinkin ifn we kin git aholt of her she kin then fix Neal bak gud as new an he kin wok noRml agin….
oh BTw SuSUn…yer order of Turdmunkistan Twerkoyz claw nail polish just aribed via “Norfolk ‘n’ Waye” delivry servis and Zipper repare…. Ah poots it bhine teh TIKI in thet biggo green contayner wit weeLS…
ya nose… ah mite segest thet ya’ll poot yer leftovers frum nitshiff into teh wok-in kooler insted of teh biggo green storage box owt bak…
teh meet keeps better smellin a liddle longer an teh lettus dont git soggy an teh custumerz dont git a funny luk on ther skrunched up fayses…. jus sayin
ummm… say bEV….thet 7 galleon shipmint of Turdmunkistan Twerkoyz wuz earmarkd fer 2oled an SteL….acordion to SuSun…. (butt ya dint here it frum me, hokey?)
Please remember the primary activity of a monkey…when said monkey is not on duty as a Sheriff, of course…is stirring up…. um…. things to throw….
Would I withhold Turdmunkistan Turkwoyz from my dear friend Beviek?
Not even after she threatened me with pins and recanted.
Just give me half an hour or so to go retrieve my shipment ….MONKEY!! That is NOT where it belongs….. and you can stop by for a mani-petti…I must warn you… the polish is made of ground, almost gem-quality genuine Turdmunkistani turquoise, and costs just as much as the XTI color-changing glitter.
And Monkey…PLEASE stop pulling those “leftovers” out of that green bin!!
We don’t put things in there for storage!!
I know they still look edible to you… but that’s why you have ME load the bin with a human eye for what’s still a leftover…and what isn’t!Now I’ll have to go through everything in the kitchen again tonight and put that stuff back out for tomorrow morning!
Shikamoo Premium Member about 9 years ago
Gosh! A quiet night. Or is this the next day? Did I miss Wednesday altogether?Somebody post “Minister of Silly Walks”. I’m too tired and I am going to bed.I’ll be away until Monday. A funeral and mom’s 90th birthday.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 9 years ago
I think maybe Neal just doesn’t know which end is up.A common problem on Ballard Street.Well…. “problem” is such a harsh word… I mean, we have a lot of mis-directional tolerance here…Let’s just call it a common occurrence…. A great many of us don’t know which end is up… we just hide it better than Neal.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 9 years ago
Bye Shika…. if I haven’t missed you already…and yes, please tell your Mom we all say “Happy Birthday!”
We’re very fond of birthdays here, as you know.
Varnes about 9 years ago
What did she say? Kneal properly going, or I’m walking home? Sorry, I’m a bit lysdexic….
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago
Has Neal applied to the Ministry to register that perambulation?
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 9 years ago
Monkey!
I know you were looking for P’s ….so I picked up a few cases of these on sale…They’re young ones…kinda tender…I don’t know whether they’ll do for every occasion, but it’s nice to get a sweet letter now and then…
Did you want to store them at the Tiki or in the Sheriff’s department?
If the latter, I’ll have to call a letter carrier.
damifid0 about 9 years ago
Good morning everyone here on Ballard St.My walk is often silly. Posting those dogs,iffy. Now i’ve got to hide this from Spot. Peace. :)
Perkycat about 9 years ago
So – go home. Neal is having a great time – don’t spoil it for him.
Storm F-1/4 about 9 years ago
You put starch in all the wrong places again didn’t you Gertie…………..
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 9 years ago
Mr_Sherman … I don’t know… I haven’t been minding them.But if you’re searching for some, maybe I can give you a few tips.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 9 years ago
Hay SuSUn…!!!looks lak poor NeaL hasbin stuck in thet weerd yogurt YogA posishun awl day… ah thinks he wuz takin yogur lessens from Yolanda down At thte BS Communitee Centre an muFler Shoppe…yew member YoLanda…. we had pikshurs ov her stretchin it owt on a street corner, advertizin (ah gess) fder bidness..Ahm thinkin ifn we kin git aholt of her she kin then fix Neal bak gud as new an he kin wok noRml agin….
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 9 years ago
oh BTw SuSUn…yer order of Turdmunkistan Twerkoyz claw nail polish just aribed via “Norfolk ‘n’ Waye” delivry servis and Zipper repare…. Ah poots it bhine teh TIKI in thet biggo green contayner wit weeLS…
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 9 years ago
ya nose… ah mite segest thet ya’ll poot yer leftovers frum nitshiff into teh wok-in kooler insted of teh biggo green storage box owt bak…
teh meet keeps better smellin a liddle longer an teh lettus dont git soggy an teh custumerz dont git a funny luk on ther skrunched up fayses…. jus sayinpcolli about 9 years ago
Neal is attempting a cartwheel.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 9 years ago
ummm… say bEV….thet 7 galleon shipmint of Turdmunkistan Twerkoyz wuz earmarkd fer 2oled an SteL….acordion to SuSun…. (butt ya dint here it frum me, hokey?)
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 9 years ago
(sneeking away….)
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 9 years ago
think ahl taka nap…..long day….lotta cmoshun….firemun yew gottit…zzzzZZZZzzzzzzzzz…
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 9 years ago
BEV!!
Please remember the primary activity of a monkey…when said monkey is not on duty as a Sheriff, of course…is stirring up…. um…. things to throw….
Would I withhold Turdmunkistan Turkwoyz from my dear friend Beviek?
Not even after she threatened me with pins and recanted.
Just give me half an hour or so to go retrieve my shipment ….MONKEY!! That is NOT where it belongs….. and you can stop by for a mani-petti…I must warn you… the polish is made of ground, almost gem-quality genuine Turdmunkistani turquoise, and costs just as much as the XTI color-changing glitter.
And Monkey…PLEASE stop pulling those “leftovers” out of that green bin!!
We don’t put things in there for storage!!
I know they still look edible to you… but that’s why you have ME load the bin with a human eye for what’s still a leftover…and what isn’t!Now I’ll have to go through everything in the kitchen again tonight and put that stuff back out for tomorrow morning!