Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 21, 2010

Do it Andy. Do you really think Flo will get the edging right?

Andy has more impottant things to do with twenty minutes!

She’d probably drop dead from the shock of seeing that he’s done it.

Andy, I don’t know if it is even a decision you should have to make.

It has always been Flo’s wifely duty to mow the grass.

Don’t worry about it Andy, the yard is behid the house and fenced in…who is going to see it?

Besides, Flo can do it in her spare time.

WORDMAN: the yard is behid the house and fenced in…who is going to see it?

aside from Chalkie and Rube, no one!

Susan, Andy DOES provide for the household–who do you think comes up with all the jobs Flo has to do?

Let the fat broad do it Andy it was Flo that seen herself as a whale Your a far better husband for being subtal enough to understand and do the right thing

As usual, Andy does a cost/benefit analysis before any major undertaking.

Andy knows that due to his many disabilities, cutting the grass would not be the wise thing to do. His allergy to all types of pollen, sensitivity to sunlight, serious shoulder injury from a few months back, and his worsening Chronic Fatigue Syndrome are just a few reasons to wait for Flo.

Besides, cutting the grass is Flo’s job.

Andy is just plan and simple lazy. Flo gets done with 8 hours of work to come home to more work. Andy you owe Flo money for all she does for you ya lazy bum.

It’s like before you get married… Make a list of the ” pros & cons ” you’ll find the cons is so long you’ll need two pages… and the pros will be empty….Vegas Logic.

We all always have a scale of pros and cons about everything what we have in our lives.

Andy’s thoughts are such a silly. He can do it by himself to get over with the mowing lawn on grass outside for few seconds.

If Andy did that once he might be good for the rest of the year in everybody’s eyes!

Not saying the lawn is long, but if ya put enough grease on it you could comb it!!

I can’t get my wife off MY rider for me to cut the laem