You just know that a limerick that starts with that first line is going to be XXX rated, but tell me anyway. I love limericks. Did you hear about the young man from Boston.. who drove around in an Austin?
There once was a flimflapper from FinduckitWho thought he’d pick peas in a bucketBut the bucket had holesThat just wouldn’t closeSo he ate corn instead and just sucked it.
A crusader’s wife crept from the garrison,And had an affair with a Saracen;She was not oversexed, or jealous, or vexed:She just wanted to make a comparison. —Ogden Nash
Kali39 about 9 years ago
There was a girl from Timituckwho [censored]
jprozeboom about 9 years ago
You just know that a limerick that starts with that first line is going to be XXX rated, but tell me anyway. I love limericks. Did you hear about the young man from Boston.. who drove around in an Austin?
Diat60 about 9 years ago
There once was a flimflapper from FinduckitWho thought he’d pick peas in a bucketBut the bucket had holesThat just wouldn’t closeSo he ate corn instead and just sucked it.
Dr. Seuss had a CLEAN mind!
Ushindi about 9 years ago
What about the young lady named Alice and her misuse of TNT?
Goblinopolis about 9 years ago
A crusader’s wife crept from the garrison,And had an affair with a Saracen;She was not oversexed, or jealous, or vexed:She just wanted to make a comparison. —Ogden Nash
rgcviper about 9 years ago
Great poems here tonight. Well done, all.