F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 15, 2015

I bet that web site ain’t real (also, “take me out to Safeco Field ballgame” doesn’t have good ring to it when you’re a Seattle Mariners fan).

(in baseball:) “Now let’s take a look at our Ajax Cleaners Instant Play of the Game, brought to you by Minty Fresh…”– (football:) “Upon further review, the Progressive Insurance sponsored runner did not cross the Metrobank goalline, but the Wilson Football did manage to touch the SportTech pylon, while the defender grabbed his Riddell facemask. That is a 15 yard Lewis Bail Bonds Penalty, which will be enforced after the Time Warner Extra Point. Time Out called by The Philadelphia Inquirer Eagles, and will be sponsored by Qualcom…."

Next Thanksgiving: The American Standard Toilet Bowl

What’s with the bonfires in the stands? Is that stadium in Philadelphia?!?

Madison Square Gardens’s owners named their company after the arena, so I think it’s safe to assume there will always* be a “Madison Square Garden”

*"always", for the purpose of this comment = my lifetime

Some day we will see sports scores like, "The Microsoft Mariners lost to the American Airlines Rangers, but the Home Depot Braves held off the Anhauser Busch Cardinals in extra innings…,

Its like Amelia Arena.

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