C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for January 22, 2015

Whoever he may be, he won’t be as soft and cuddly as you, M. Smoky.

I’m quite sure they have no one at the nunnery like you, M. Smokey. …Or like Mona.

Depends on if she’s speaking in Elizabethan terms or not.

I can never remember if a nunnery is a convent or brothel.

as much ciggy smoke stink you got you will be taken to the dump

As if Mona would last longer than five seconds in a convent before running for the nearest exit.