Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 10, 2015

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 9 years ago

    I saw one in the humor section that said “I love you, even if you’re a flake.”

    Trouble is, that’s not exactly gonna make her fall for you. Snow joke.

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    PICTO  about 9 years ago

    I get your drift.

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    Arianne  about 9 years ago

    At least it’s not so mushy it’ll leave her bawling.

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    boff0  about 9 years ago

    Man, I thaw that one coming!!!

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    Darryl Heine  about 9 years ago

    Find one in time for Valentine’s Day!

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    dflak  about 9 years ago

    I wrote a program once that produced pseud-random noise, and then I rotated and copied it every 60 degrees. The design turns out to be a snowflake.

    Now if I can just hook it up to a sewing machine and stich the design into the back pocket of jeans, I could make a fortune.

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