A Gladiator walks into a bar and and says, “I’ll have a Martinus.”Bartender says, “Don’t you mean Martini?”Gladiator says, “If I wanted two, I’d have ordered two.”
emjaycee: Wayne and Schuster, The Killing of Big Julie (the assassination of Julius Caesar as reported by Dashiel Hammet). They did a highly condensed version on the Ed Sullivan Show, much to the next-day annoyance of bartenders everywhere.
emjaycee over 9 years ago
A Gladiator walks into a bar and and says, “I’ll have a Martinus.”Bartender says, “Don’t you mean Martini?”Gladiator says, “If I wanted two, I’d have ordered two.”
hippogriff over 9 years ago
emjaycee: Wayne and Schuster, The Killing of Big Julie (the assassination of Julius Caesar as reported by Dashiel Hammet). They did a highly condensed version on the Ed Sullivan Show, much to the next-day annoyance of bartenders everywhere.
live.the.future over 9 years ago
No need to worry about them starving, I’m sure there are plenty of calories in those $tarbuck$ cups they’re drinking from.