Mike Luckovich for April 04, 2010

Ah! Green Chocolate Turtles! Brilliant!

…..they really should specify that the heart helping version of chocolate is DARK chocolate and not milky way and three musketeers and butterfinger bars……and in SMALL amounts

just an observation from mister know-it-all, hoosier version

luckovich just simply rocks

The beneficial qualities of dark chocolate don’t disappear when it’s processed into milk chocolate, they’re just diluted. You’re spot-on about caramel, nougat, and so on, though.

Still, chocolate in general is proof that the gods love us and want us to be happy. (Apologies to Ben Franklin.)

Mmm, dark chocolate. White chocolate, too.

Dark Chocolate Milky Way. It doesn’t get any better no matter what the cost!!

Red wine is good for you too! (-Up to a point.) God does love us!

Any stoner you know ever know ate chocolate while on pot? ORGASMIC!

News you can use, chocolate AND a little wine are good for you. I feel sooooooo vindicated!

“If humans had been intelligently designed, oral sex would taste like chocolate.”

There are ways around that…

obviously “human” is not a happy person… i don’t think that a little bit of weed and a few bites of dark chocolate will lead to anything bad. why doesn’t “human” try running? those endorphins can take your mind to nice places… my doctor recommended 2oz. of dark red wine daily for my high blood pressure. i think a small amount of the above, taken daily, would smooth out alot of problems. and don’t forget to tip the bunny…

Hey DrC:

CRAZY JANE TALKS WITH THE BISHOP

I MET the Bishop on the road And much said he and I. ‘Those breasts are flat and fallen now, Those veins must soon be dry; Live in a heavenly mansion, Not in some foul sty.’ ‘Fair and foul are near of kin, And fair needs foul,’ I cried. ‘My friends are gone, but that’s a truth Nor grave nor bed denied, Learned in bodily lowliness And in the heart’s pride.

‘A woman can be proud and stiff When on love intent; But Love has pitched his mansion in The place of excrement; For nothing can be sole or whole That has not been rent.’

–William Butler Yeats

Jade, I like how your mind works.

^^ Yeah, but the sentiment was similar. Each version has its appropriate use. I learned them both from my mother. No kidding.

How bout some sexual chocolate?

It lowers the heart attack risk while expanding the backside : )

Like every woman in the world didn’t know this already.

“How bout some sexual chocolate?”

I think there was some study that it lowers the rate of heart attack as well.