F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 21, 2015

And they guy outside switched from a “flair sign” to a “sandwich sign”…..

Flair: a combination of useless skills, boredom, narcissism, and douchebaggery.

Just make the *&%%$£ sandwich, drink, whatever. If I want to see juggling, I’ll go to a circus.

It’s obviously a sub-human activity.

He suffers from Benihana envy.

I dunno, I think that would be fun to watch every time.