With apologies to Lysistrata.When the last flautist graduated he handed her his flute and said “Here you go. It’s your turn to blow on it”.She replied “Toot on your own flute!”.
Boots at the Boar: Polynesians, and possibly other cultures, have a nose flute which is played with on nostril..James Galway says he is a flutist, “I have never played a flaut in my life.”
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Good luck trying that with a sousaphone.
JayBluE over 9 years ago
But she gets winded at the end….
nosirrom over 9 years ago
With apologies to Lysistrata.When the last flautist graduated he handed her his flute and said “Here you go. It’s your turn to blow on it”.She replied “Toot on your own flute!”.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 9 years ago
This one time, at band camp, I met a woman who could play her flute without using her mouth.
jbmlaw01 over 9 years ago
Le Petomane
skeeterhawk over 9 years ago
Without the speech balloon, I would have thought the flautist was marching against the wind.
hippogriff over 9 years ago
hippogriff said, 1 minute ago
Boots at the Boar: Polynesians, and possibly other cultures, have a nose flute which is played with on nostril..James Galway says he is a flutist, “I have never played a flaut in my life.”
pouncingtiger over 9 years ago
Where’s her “O” for Ohio State?