Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 26, 2014
December 25, 2014
January 01, 2015
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling KIMDb Find Movies North Korea Will Allow You To See... KIM JONG-UN'S MOVIE PAGE FOR U.S. Movies & Showtimes Hacked Celeb News Are you on Our WATCHLIST? Login KIMDbPro Join KIMDbPro for studio executives. Want pre-approval of your scripts? Submit them to Supreme Leader, and he will let you know if you get green light or hacked account. Due to the unprecedented success of KIMDb, we're expanding! Coming soon KIMDb FOR BOOKS and KIMDb FOR NEWS North Korea determines what you see! New Releases Unbroken PG-13 137 Min - Biography Drama Capitalist Propaganda Rating: (2 hacked emails) Capitalist dogs to permitted to see this, because the Japanese are villains. Emails will reveal Angelina Jolie's cell phone number and Ronald Meyer's honest opinion of Kevin James's hat collection. Selma PG-13 127 min - Drama History Unclear Blood Rating: (1 hacked email, 4 hacked salary spreadsheets) Puzzling movie, as it depicts domestic state institutions in light of negative, so how did U.S. permit its productions? Must be incompetence on American censorship bureau. We laugh at them. Into the Woods PG 124 min - Comedy Musical Exalted Man of Genius Rating: (4 red stars of honor) The Supreme Leader is a Stephen Sondheim FANATIC, don't even get Him started. Seeing of this film is MANDATORY; American fools who do not will have their bank accounts and browsing histories revealed. (If it does well, maybe we'll get a "Follies" movie! SQUEE!) Non Releases The Gambler R 111 min - Crime Crime Against DPRK CBS News, a division of treacherous Viacom, criticized the Glorious North Korea and its Supreme Leader on its 60 Minutes. So permission will not be granted for release to this movie, even though we approve of racial attitudes of Mark Wahlberg's youth. Hot Tub Time Machine 2 R 104 min - Comedy Unmerited Sequel How does a sequel get made of a lackluster comedy that fizzled at the box office? And John Cusack, whose wry performance in the first movie deftly winked at his earlier teen comedies, isn't even in it. If this one gets released in any form, the War and Terrors will be unleashed.
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puddleglum1066 over 9 years ago
FWIW, there is mounting evidence that North Korea wasn’t behind the hacks, as much as they might like to exploit them. More likely a disgruntled ex-employee who intentionally attempted to make the hacks look like they originated in North Korea. Still, it is somewhat pathetically comical how the “land of the free and home of the brave” so quickly knuckled under. I guess those thirteen years of relentless fear-mongering are starting to pay off…
petkov over 9 years ago
Since the Supreme Leader Obama said North Korea is responsible, Tom has to follow what the Supreme Leader says and create comix that follow the official line. Otherwise the comix will not be allowed. Noticed how all those supposed “rebels” are all following the party line? TtDB jumped the shark long ago. 99% of it nowdays is insipid, don’t question the status quo BS. Too bad.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 9 years ago
I thought Bong was a female connotation in Korean.