Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 03, 2015

i lost my poor meatballwhen somebody sneezed

Leopold’s harsh encouragement has not stopped Travis from his unquenchable cheeriness. I think this may explain Leopold’s sour personality….

Now, there’s a way to shed those last hard to lose pounds.

Ol Skool- now it’s stuck in my head! Argh!

It rolled off the taaableAnd onto the floor…

And then my poor meatballRolled straight out the door.

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,mutilated monkey meat, little tiny gopher feet,french fried eyeballs dipped in a pint of blood,me without a spoon – but I got a straw.