I thought the word was “stalker.”
Santa’s no hacker. He’s an NSA employee.
Santa Claus doesn’t work for the government. He gives away stuff that belongs to him.
Santa Claus is (a lesser) God who can see all because he is everywhere and can make things appear from a bag*. {trans-dimensional portal}
such language! “naughty” list . . .
You’re wrong, Mike. Those of us over 40 don’t know how to hack. It would be the kid, who hacks into Santa’s order-processing system, to add all the toys he wants to get, and delete those of the kids in the neighborhood who have bullied him!
maybe luckovich doesn’t like outing hollywood execs…
May 31, 2017
cdward over 9 years ago
I thought the word was “stalker.”
Cerabooge over 9 years ago
Santa’s no hacker. He’s an NSA employee.
manteo16nc over 9 years ago
Santa Claus doesn’t work for the government. He gives away stuff that belongs to him.
eugene57 over 9 years ago
Santa Claus is (a lesser) God who can see all because he is everywhere and can make things appear from a bag*. {trans-dimensional portal}
fuzzybritches over 9 years ago
such language! “naughty” list . . .
moosemin over 9 years ago
You’re wrong, Mike. Those of us over 40 don’t know how to hack. It would be the kid, who hacks into Santa’s order-processing system, to add all the toys he wants to get, and delete those of the kids in the neighborhood who have bullied him!
louieglutz over 9 years ago
maybe luckovich doesn’t like outing hollywood execs…