Elijah knew wearing a sombrero was a risk on a blind date, but after many years as a consultant, it was the only exciting thing he had left to offer
excuse me sir. but your fly is open,,,er!
She won’t forget this blind date; warning wearer likes tequila.
I used to know a guy really into shoes and hats, but not his other clothes. He had probably 80 different hats and 90 different shoes, but only 15 shirts if that. They’re only purpose was to impress women: lily pads on a shallow pond if you ask me.
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puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
excuse me sir. but your fly is open,,,er!
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
She won’t forget this blind date; warning wearer likes tequila.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 9 years ago
I used to know a guy really into shoes and hats, but not his other clothes. He had probably 80 different hats and 90 different shoes, but only 15 shirts if that. They’re only purpose was to impress women: lily pads on a shallow pond if you ask me.