Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 27, 2014
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Transcript:
Man 1: What was the most unusual present you got for Christmas this year? Man 2: A calendar from my insurance agent. Man 1: That's not unusual. Man 2: This one is. It calculates daily how much money my family will get from my life insurance policy if I go daisies up.
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skeeterhawk over 9 years ago
Don’t let the family see it!
Retired Dude over 9 years ago
It comes with its own mixed metaphor.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
The Metaphor Death Squad will kill him first.
grossvatter over 9 years ago
Care for a nice kool glass of Gatorade???
Jeff0811 over 9 years ago
All my wife will tell me is I am worth more dead than alive. She still doesn’t want me to go anywhere though.