Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 29, 2014

I may have used a few of those myself.

He’ll have to keep them in there, cos we’re not allowed to say them in the forums.

Xcept they don’t have that many.

It could have been Stan from South Park.

You know, English has an awful lot of different words to describe fecal matter.

I sure don’t miss that white stuff, been away from it since 1995 & never going back north in the winter.

I wouldn’t mind the snow so much if it wasn’t so cold and didn’t turn to ice. Looks pretty coming down.

Only 50?

This is so wrong, I have more than 50.

I am like this in summer.

Reminds me of an old Dennis the Menace panel, where, in the middle of helping his dad shovel the walk, he sticks his head in the door and says to his mom, “You know what he called that nice white snow?”