Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 24, 2014
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Transcript:
The three wise men were the first guys to leave their Christmas shopping until the night before... We're out of myrrh... How about some Slim Jims? 7 Eleven
Gaspar: “Hey, Balthazar, what did you get the baby Jesus?”Balthazar: “I got frankincense, how about you?”G: “Myrrh. I couldn’t think of anything else. What about you Melchior/”Melchior: “I brought gold.”B: “Gold? I though we agreed on a $20 limit! Now Gaspar and I are going to look like cheapskates!”G: “I guess we’ll have to all sign the card.”M “Not a chance; you brought the myrrh, no way you’re signing my card.”
Plods with ...™ over 9 years ago
Close enough
skyriderwest over 9 years ago
Not a good substitute. Who ever heard of wrapping up a dead body with slim jims?
What? Me worried ? over 9 years ago
Get the slim jims and one of those tree shaped air-freshengers! There,your shopping is all done ! hahaaha
cwizard71 over 9 years ago
On the way to Bethlehem:
Gaspar: “Hey, Balthazar, what did you get the baby Jesus?”Balthazar: “I got frankincense, how about you?”G: “Myrrh. I couldn’t think of anything else. What about you Melchior/”Melchior: “I brought gold.”B: “Gold? I though we agreed on a $20 limit! Now Gaspar and I are going to look like cheapskates!”G: “I guess we’ll have to all sign the card.”M “Not a chance; you brought the myrrh, no way you’re signing my card.”
Ushindi over 9 years ago
I like that “Magi Weekly”.