Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 12, 2014
December 11, 2014
December 13, 2014
Transcript:
Arlo: I don't understand this fascination with texting!
Arlo: Nobody talks anymore!
Arlo: Everybody communicates in terse written phrases!
Arlo: It's like living in a comic strip!
I agree. It is also faster to simply call someone You can say 100x more in a quick conversation than taking the same amount of time to text. . If I get voicemail, then I text. Texting is just too slow. Good for situations where you do not want people to hear your phone call, though.
I approve of texting. Telephones are obnoxious – they demand the recipient stop everything they are doing, to satisfy the wish of another. Telephoners in the modern era compound that odious behavior by loudly conducting their business everywhere in public, punishing innocents by inflicting their mindlessness on all within shouting range. In contrast, the text is silent and awaits response at the convenience of the recipient – well-mannered, by contrast.
When I find someone who will only text, and refuses to take phone calls I stop trying to communicate with them at all. And I don’t take texts.
I will do my best to remember not to try to communicate with you then. If one wants to talk to me by telephone, they will text me, or they will wait till they see me so I can read their lips. It is now the only way I can use a phone. Or you can email me. That works too. One of these days I may get a tty phone, but it hardly seems worthwhile right now. People I know know how to communicate with me. People I don’t know, I probably don’t want to hear their selling spiel anyway.
Phones give me the creeps. I will answer them, but prefer texting. For one thing, I never know how to end phone conversations without the other person’s thinking I’m tired of talking with him/her. Some people run on and on and on, and are insensitive to any little hints to pack it in. Sometimes we run out of things to say, and just muddle along. It’s hard for me to “speak on my feet,” so to speak, and I prefer writing. Diff’rent (key)strokes for diff’rent folks, I guess.Actually, I don’t “text” per se, as I don’t have any devices I could text with [except for IM’ing on the computer, but not many people are into that and I’m not nuts about it, either], but send email messages. Texting isn’t optimal for elderly thumb joints, either, I would think . . .
The Life I Draw Upon over 9 years ago
As funny as someone reading the comics while driving.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Some people need to be in touch when alone and some people feel out of touch when in a crowd.
starcandles Premium Member over 9 years ago
I agree. It is also faster to simply call someone You can say 100x more in a quick conversation than taking the same amount of time to text. . If I get voicemail, then I text. Texting is just too slow. Good for situations where you do not want people to hear your phone call, though.
KEA over 9 years ago
There are times when A&J reminds me of Burns and Allen. (that’s a compliment)
Doctor_McCoy over 9 years ago
Say goodnight, Janis…
sheiladgold over 9 years ago
I love Jimmy Johnson’s humor! Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in our house!
Varnes over 9 years ago
OMG! Anything but that!
bachinsure over 9 years ago
All Janis asked was “How is your day going?” Didn’t need the lecture.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 9 years ago
comic strip: a panel discussion
QuietStorm27 over 9 years ago
Nice analogy! A huge pet peeve of mine is when someone texts me, I call immediately or within a couple minutes and they don’t answer.
DDrazen over 9 years ago
Being hard of hearing, I generally don’t mind texting.
StratmanRon over 9 years ago
Arlo broke the fourth wall! (well, SORT of…)
ARLOS DAD over 9 years ago
Texters will evolve with size 14 thumbs…..
Sodaburger over 9 years ago
Uh oh! I think Arlo is becoming self aware!
jbmlaw01 over 9 years ago
I approve of texting. Telephones are obnoxious – they demand the recipient stop everything they are doing, to satisfy the wish of another. Telephoners in the modern era compound that odious behavior by loudly conducting their business everywhere in public, punishing innocents by inflicting their mindlessness on all within shouting range. In contrast, the text is silent and awaits response at the convenience of the recipient – well-mannered, by contrast.
Doctor11 over 9 years ago
Uh oh, he’s on to us!
Reppr Premium Member over 9 years ago
Yeah, like Arlo would be an expert on such things. Sheesh!
guy42 over 9 years ago
Someone is knocking on the forth wall.
AliCom over 9 years ago
Would Arlo prefer janis spend her evenings on the phone with her friends instead of quietly ‘texting’ with them?
lynnskay over 9 years ago
When I find someone who will only text, and refuses to take phone calls I stop trying to communicate with them at all. And I don’t take texts.
I will do my best to remember not to try to communicate with you then. If one wants to talk to me by telephone, they will text me, or they will wait till they see me so I can read their lips. It is now the only way I can use a phone. Or you can email me. That works too. One of these days I may get a tty phone, but it hardly seems worthwhile right now. People I know know how to communicate with me. People I don’t know, I probably don’t want to hear their selling spiel anyway.
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Say, you don’t think its possible that they are living in a comic strip, do you?
Gokie5 over 9 years ago
Phones give me the creeps. I will answer them, but prefer texting. For one thing, I never know how to end phone conversations without the other person’s thinking I’m tired of talking with him/her. Some people run on and on and on, and are insensitive to any little hints to pack it in. Sometimes we run out of things to say, and just muddle along. It’s hard for me to “speak on my feet,” so to speak, and I prefer writing. Diff’rent (key)strokes for diff’rent folks, I guess.Actually, I don’t “text” per se, as I don’t have any devices I could text with [except for IM’ing on the computer, but not many people are into that and I’m not nuts about it, either], but send email messages. Texting isn’t optimal for elderly thumb joints, either, I would think . . .